So far, I've
Them: "Awww, you're having a baby? Let me explain to you in detail how horrifying my birth experience is... It'll help 'prepare' you."
Them: "You're going to be the cutest pregnant lady ever. I bet you only gain weight in your belly and face...
Parenting advice from people who DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE CHILDREN
The first time someone referred to me as "Big Momma"
After reading a series of BabyCenter emails, with titles like "The Truth Behind Labor" or "Nine Things No One Tells You About Breastfeeding" or "What a Post-Pregnancy Tummy Really Looks Like" ... (Um, I kid you not with these emails...)
Pretty much anytime anyone says "You look like you're about to pop!" (In particular, when that happens at 34 weeks...)
My thoughts about half-way through our Prepared Childbirth Class:
I hope we've all learned a valuable lesson... If you can't say anything nice to a pregnant person, by all means LIE! ;-)
Laughing sooooo hard right now and really hoping I haven't said any of these to you! Please post this on my wall when I'm about 34 weeks pregnant.
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